Shhhh I'm Sleeping!

Honestly how is a dog supposed to get some sleep around here with stupid humans constantly shoving a camera in my face?

Not Happy

Mummy and Daddy are getting better at detecting my commando-style creeping onto their bed at 2am. This morning they had even put up a protective barrier called a 'door' I tried a good 15 minutes of sorrowful whining but they did not buy it. I returned to my bed to plot the next days tactics. Later I shall be wiring up a mission impossible style suspension cord in the hope that it will have less impact on the duvet.

Here's hoping!

Moorland Adventures

I tried to go hunting today but all I found was some idiot with a camera...

Motorbike Madness

Daddy bought a new motorbike today. I'm really not sure what to make of it. It smells funny.
"Daddy, where am I supposed to sit?"
I'll make mummy and daddy buy a sidecar. In the meantime I'm going to wait until their back are turned and pee on it. That will make it smell better.

Which Duddy Doo To Choose?

The hardest part of starting a blog is choosing the picture that's going to represent you online as your profile picture. As you can see, I'm quite photogenic, but I just can't decide,

There's Happily Smug Dudley:

"Yeaaaaahhh!" Dudley
And Cheeky Monkey Dudley
I'm so handsome...