Mummy and Daddy are getting better at detecting my commando-style creeping onto their bed at 2am. This morning they had even put up a protective barrier called a 'door' I tried a good 15 minutes of sorrowful whining but they did not buy it. I returned to my bed to plot the next days tactics. Later I shall be wiring up a mission impossible style suspension cord in the hope that it will have less impact on the duvet.
4 hours ago