I'm an angel, ask anyone and they'll tell you. you only have to look at me. Here, look:It's just sometimes I have a cheeky side, a playful side. Unfortunately, it's not always well-received. Take this morning, for instance. I got out of the door to get into the car far the usually drive to my Granny's. My mummy looked sleepy and a bit annoyed so I thought I'd cheer her up while also waking her up with a little bit of fun. Mummy opened the car door.
"Dudley, get in" she said, as she always does.
I took this as my cue to run around the garden skipping merrily past my Mummy.
"Dudley, get in" she said, angrily.
'Oh, I get it' I thought, 'she doesn't get it's a game' So I ran to the car door, then shot back round the garden for another lap. Daddy had come out of the house now to start up his motorbike and was also shouting at me to get in the car.
"Dudley, get in, or I will go without you" she said, growling at me through her teeth and starting the engine. I took another lap around the car.
Mummy and Daddy suddenly saw the fun side of this game and started laughing loudly so I ran straight into the back seat of the car wagging happily.
The Detour Artist
23 hours ago