I've got a new coat. mummy made it for me. it's stripey and snug. She crocheted it. How did I get this new coat? Well, quite simple. If you want a new coat follow these steps:
1. Get excited that you're going for a walk but as soon as the door opens run outside then come straight back in with a face that says "you're not going to make me go out in the cold are you mummy?"
2. Whenever you're on a walk and your mummy and daddy stop to look at something whine pathetically.
3. When you're outside and your mummy and daddy look at you pretend to shiver violently.
Follow these steps and you'll have a new coat before you know it.
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