Merry Christmas!

I've been in training recently as I've heard there's a vacancy on the sleigh pulling front. Something to do with Dasher having a hernia.

Anyway, for those of you canines wanting to break into the seldom tapped reindeer market, here's how it's done:

1. You will need a really big run up, set off fast and determined 2. Keep the pace, don't get distracted by smells or creatures, run as fast as you can.

3. Take a giant leap and think "UP!"

So, that's how you do it! Merry Christmas to you all. Hope you've been good, if so I may see you tonight on my Sleigh pulling mission!

It Looked Tasty

What is it about grass that makes it look so tasty and then fail on every possible level of taste? Mummy: Don't eat that you'll be sick
Me: But it looks tasty
Mummy (pulling me away): No Dudley you'll be sick
Me (chewing on a mouthful of grass): But it's so lovely and greeeeen... oh! Holy crap! What is that taste? Mummy, it's horrible! I'm going to be sick...
Mummy: Idiot dog

A Quick Quiz

What am I looking at in this picture?