What is it about grass that makes it look so tasty and then fail on every possible level of taste? Mummy: Don't eat that you'll be sick
Me: But it looks tasty
Mummy (pulling me away): No Dudley you'll be sick
Me (chewing on a mouthful of grass): But it's so lovely and greeeeen... oh! Holy crap! What is that taste? Mummy, it's horrible! I'm going to be sick...
Mummy: Idiot dog
The Detour Artist
23 hours ago