Shhh! You ain't seen me. I am in disguise, as a Romanian woman. I'm hiding from the gravy bone police who believe I am the
perpetrator of a very serious theft. No less than 4 gravy bones were stolen from an undisclosed location by a suspect described as "hairy."

It was not me. I did not do it...
..OK, I did.
You had me going until you 'fessed up at the end. GREAT disguise-I did not recognize you!
ReplyDelete*Even GREATER thiefin'!!!
Woofs and bony slobbers,
Chester
I am a master of disguise and an excellent dog-burglar. I once managed to steal the cheese off my Mummy's crackers when she wasn't looking! I got a telling off but my was that cheese tasty!
ReplyDeleteThe Master of Disguises for sure!!!
ReplyDeleteYes indeedy! :-)
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