Thursday, 24 December 2009

Merry Christmas!

I've been in training recently as I've heard there's a vacancy on the sleigh pulling front. Something to do with Dasher having a hernia.

Anyway, for those of you canines wanting to break into the seldom tapped reindeer market, here's how it's done:

1. You will need a really big run up, set off fast and determined 2. Keep the pace, don't get distracted by smells or creatures, run as fast as you can.
3. Take a giant leap and think "UP!"
So, that's how you do it! Merry Christmas to you all. Hope you've been good, if so I may see you tonight on my Sleigh pulling mission!

Friday, 4 December 2009

It Looked Tasty

What is it about grass that makes it look so tasty and then fail on every possible level of taste? Mummy: Don't eat that you'll be sick
Me: But it looks tasty
Mummy (pulling me away): No Dudley you'll be sick
Me (chewing on a mouthful of grass): But it's so lovely and greeeeen... oh! Holy crap! What is that taste? Mummy, it's horrible! I'm going to be sick...
Mummy: Idiot dog

Tuesday, 1 December 2009

A Quick Quiz

What am I looking at in this picture?